You may recall in this recent post that I mentioned a common line heard later on that night in Seattle after the main events of that occasion was along the lines of:
“How does that feel on your perineum?”
After the requisite debates about who does and does not have perinea (that would be the proper second-declension neuter plural of that fun bit of anatomy!), there was also the requisite empirical studies needed to determine the efficacy of said practices.
If you don’t believe me, here is photographic evidence of the same.
Special thanks to Michael Sebastian Lvx for providing the venue of hospitality wherein these experiments took place, and the photographic evidence of them as well.
As David Byrne once sang in “Wild, Wild Life”: “It’s scientific.” ;)